What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Thank you.

What do you think hell is like?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I don't drink

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What are some photos of masturbation?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Sure.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.